I'm So FOXy

Since so many of you have asked for the actual lyrics to one of the greatest songs in the Donnie and the Trum-Pals repertoire (of course, they are all Fantastic!), here it is:

I'm So FOXy

Walkin' down the street the other day

I shot some dude and I have to say

I don't care, I just don't care

I still get good coverage on FOX air

So many people think FOX tells the truth

I just laugh because they tell MY truth

Alternative Facts are the key

I take no responsibility

Hannity, Carlson, Ingraham

I love them as much as deep fried Spam

They are teacher's pets and I am their Moses

Leading them around by their big Brown Noses

I know I am FOXy because "THEY" all say so

Don't ask who "THEY" are

I really don't know

Spouting shit I really shouldn't say

It don't matter none to me today

Cause tonight or tomorrow they will cover my ass

No matter what I do they give me a pass

I call in to their shows and they stroke my ego

Softball questions from the hosts on any show

They say "Yes Sir" and You are a Genius"

Who cares that much of the country is sleepless

FOX thinks I am their own Jesus

I could walk on water from what they say

Hey, maybe I'll do that today

Nah, that burger is callin'

Everyone else just quit your bawlin'

Suckers!

I know I am FOXy because "THEY" all say so

Don't ask who "THEY" are

I really don't know

I'm a modern day Barnum with more mousse

He underestimated how quickly suckers reproduce

Believe me I know what I'm talkin' about

"THEY" say I won that election in a rout

(Say what?)

One is born every minute my idol said

Suckers today would explode his head

They watch my acolytes and believe them all

FOXy staff at my beck and call

Democrats are to blame for all my woes

They say somethin' about an emperor and his clothes

They whine and shout and piss and moan

My FOXy friends just kneel at my throne

I know I am FOXy because "THEY" all say so

Don't ask me who "THEY" are

I really don't know

Don't ask me who "THEY" are

I really don't know

I'm so FOXy

I'm so FOXy

I'm so FOXy

I'm so FOXy

(Lyrics and music: Hugh St. George)